The Cat and the Fox
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Cat slips out of her house and sees a fox by a wheelie bin.
The fox is trashing an empty pizza box. He sees the cat:
"Do you know you're eating cardboard? asks the cat."
"Mind your own business..."
"So are you a vegan?"
"No idea what you're talking about....all food tastes of garbage"
"I keep my head down and lie low...."
"Everyone hates foxes...I'm a fox...you do the math..."
"If you could have any food in the world - what would you choose?"
"It all tastes rubbish."
"Then wait here"
The cat goes back inside the house and returns with a whole chunk of fish in her mouth.
She drops it at the feet of the fox -
"try this - tuna fish, fresh from my dish."
...rich in protein...
...and omega-3 fatty acids...
...It'll give you smooth, shiny fur."
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