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The Cat and the Fox

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Noun Cat 3563503

Cat slips out of her house and sees a fox by a wheelie bin.
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The fox is trashing an empty pizza box. He sees the cat:

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square-50cm-spacer.jpg "what are YOU looking at?"

square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Cat 3563503
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "Do you know you're eating cardboard? asks the cat."

square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Fox 4932606
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "Mind your own business..."
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square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Fruits 4463545
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "So are you a vegan?"
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square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Fox 4933505

square-50cm-spacer.jpg "No idea what you're talking about....all food tastes of garbage"
square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Fox 4932602
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "I keep my head down and lie low...."
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "Everyone hates foxes...I'm a fox...you do the math..."
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square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Cat 3563501
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "If you could have any food in the world - what would you choose?"
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Noun Lettuce 436993 square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Grapefruit 5139614 square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Spinach 4777944 square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Food 2592166 square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Food 3427907 square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Food 3382375 square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Food 3427954

square-50cm-spacer.jpg "It all tastes rubbish."
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square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Cat 3563510
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "Then wait here"

The cat goes back inside the house and returns with a whole chunk of fish in her mouth.
She drops it at the feet of the fox -
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square-50cm-spacer.jpg Noun Food 4084119
square-50cm-spacer.jpg "try this - tuna fish, fresh from my dish."
square-50cm-spacer.jpg ...rich in protein...
square-50cm-spacer.jpg ...and omega-3 fatty acids...
square-50cm-spacer.jpg ...It'll give you smooth, shiny fur."

END OF DRAFT
1 Cat With Fish

3 Noun Fish 4152641
4 Noun Fish 1722817
5 Noun Fish 2877212

6 Noun Pizza 4152480
7 Noun Fishbone 432305
12 Noun Food 3169476
13 Noun Food 4044382
14 Noun Fox 4932606
15 Noun Fox 4932602

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